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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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The Princess Bride: 5 Inconceivable Sundaes

1: The Six Fingered Man 

  • First Street Vanilla Bean Ice Cream
  • Real Maple Syrup
  • Heavy Whipped Cream
  • Six-fingered Pepper Bacon Hand

2: The Crazy Sicilian

  • First Street Chocolate Ice Cream
  • Heavy Whipped Cream
  • Drizzle of Italian Citrus Olive Oil
  • Biscotti Crumbles
  • Iocane Powder (Sea Salt)
  • Served in a Silver Goblet

3: The Man in Black

  • First Street Chocolate Ice Cream
  • Semisweet Chocolate Chips
  • Chocolate Sauce
  • Black Jelly Beans

4: The Princess Butter-Cup

  • First Street Butter Pecan Ice Cream
  • Pretzel Crumbles
  • Peanut Butter Chips
  • Caramel Sauce
  • Salty Tears (A sprinkling of sea salt)
  • Serve in a a porcelain cup
  • with a Jeweled Crown

5:  The Fire Swamp

  • First Street Chocolate Ice Cream
  • Heavy Whipped Cream
  • Chocolate Sauce
  • Hot Tamale Candies (Flame Spurts)
  • Heavy Whipped Cream
  • Graham Cracker Crumbs (Lightening Sand)
  • Optional:  Large Gummi Rat

6: The Heath Cliffs of Insanity

  • First Street Vanilla Bean Ice Cream
  • Heavy Whipped Cream
  • Mocha Fudge Topping
  • Crumbled Heath Bars

7: The Holocaust Cloak

  • 3 Scoops First Street Chocolate Ice Cream,
  • stacked and frozen on top of one another
  • and covered in Magic Shell;
  • Surrounded by Bacardi 151 soaked honey peanuts
  • in a wooden cart and lit aflame.
  • Highly flammable — dangerous — and not at all recommended
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“listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry
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listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

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If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

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OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

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My masterpiece… is complete.

chidi-anaqonye

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

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theyarenotaboy

Put this in the MOMA

wilhedivahater

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

lewisaur

wow

onion-souls

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

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